Jackie and Her Crazies

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Me: *tosses Felicity, Jason, Neptune, and Diana into a room, strips them off their powers and weapons*
Neptune/Diana: YOU CAN"T DO THAT WE ARE DEITIES!!!
Felicity: I hate everyone in here.
Me: Even me?
Felicity: especially you.
Jason: *scooting silently away from Neptune*
Neptune: You boy! The one dating my daughter. I will ruin your life
Me: Neptune, down boy. Jason, he won't hurt you.
Diana: Oh gross, you play a teenage boy?
Me: Ye-
Jason: How the heck do you play people who hate each other so much?
Felicity: Shut it, Kyoto. I can kill you without weapons.
Neptune: Watch it Weingarten, that kid is mine.
Jason: I'd kill you before you have the chance Weingarten. You and your backstabbing Titan loving ways.
Diana: Hmm Neptune we might need to kill both of them.
Neptune: Yes I agree.
Me: OMGODS!! SHUT UP! NO KILLING! I get to decide who dies and when they die. Got it?
Felicity/Jason: Fine.
Diana/Neptune: YOU CAN"T KILL US!
Me: I will find a way.
Felicity: Yay, I like Jackie again.
Me: Felicity, you are suppose to be turning over a new leaf.
Jason: *scuffs* like that will happen.
Me: *sighs* Okay, anywho... How do you guys like the site?
Felicity/Jason/Diana/Neptune: ....
Me: What? Now no on wants to talk? Fine, we will go in creation order.
Jason: Weren't there two other characters in your head before...?
Me: Yes there muse died. Which yours is tempting to do so get in shape or you are gone. Same with you Neptune.
Neptune/Jason: .....
Me: Felicity, answer the question.
Felicity: The site is great. Great creators with awesome characters. Except Rhia, I don't like a majority of her characters. But Ab is cool. She plays Remus, who is awesome. Oh and I love Ellie and her awesome Edmund.
Jason: You think Simons is awesome?
Felicity: Yes.
Jason: Why?
Felicity: Because.
Jason: That's not a good enough answer.
Me: Hey, I like Edmund too. Jason, your turn.
Jason: I love it here. I'm a centurion in the presitgious second cohort, I run the infirmary, I have the girl of my dreams. Life is good. Nothing to ruin my life.
Me: I thought I got rid of your egotistic side?
Jason: Barely.
Felicity: Why does he get the easy life?
Me: Because him and Clare are way too adorable to mess up!
Neptune: I don't appreciate him dating my daughter.
Me: Get over it. In fact, you eventually will.
Neptune: You don't know that.
Me: Yes I do. I control you! Anyways, your turn.
Neptune: No, it's Dianas turn. Idiot creator.
Diana: The site is fine. I wish there were more hunters.
Me: You have Anna, and then there's Sam.. but
Diana: She was an idiot who fell in love!
Felicity/Jason: *scoot away from Diana*
Diana: Love is stupid. No one should be in it, especially girls. Felicity could have made a great hunter. I remember you thinking about it once Jackie.
Felicity: Yeah but then she decided me dating Remus would be better, which it is. Plus Archery is so not my thing.
Jason/Diana: What's wrong with archery?
Me: Okay, everyone, quit being biased.
Felicity: Can I leave? I hate everyone here.
Me: No.
Felicity: But I'm suppose to be on a quest.
Me: Ah, true.
Jason: Oh yeah, the quest. How's that going. Everyone safe?
Felicity: *shrugs* I don't know. I don't care. Edmund and I are safe.
Jason: Gah, I don't care about you two!
Me: OKAY ENOUGH! Felicity you can go.
Felicity: Thanks. *shadow travels out*
Neptune: I have business to deal with.
Diana: Same.
Jason: ....I should probably sleep.
Me: Ha, good luck with that Jason. Saturn likes giving you nightmares too much.
Neptune: So glad I don't have to deal with that. *poofs out*
Me: Hey, I didn't say you can go!
Diana: Meh, too bad. *poofs out*
Me: That's not cool.
Jason: Well technically it was because your muse for this is dying and therefore they were able to leave.
Me: Shut-up with your doctor talk.
Jason: My doctor talk sucks, you have to google everything for me.
Me: *glares* Give me your muse so you can reply.
Jason: Never!
Me: *takes out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Jason and drags him away.*

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PART II

Me: *tosses in the crew*

Felicity: *annoyed about this*

Jason: *sleep deprived so has no idea what exactly is going on*

Neptune/Diana: *groans*

Venus: Well, well, well, aren't we a lovely bunch?

Felicity: You have got to be kidding me. YOU MADE VENUS??

Diana: For once I agree with Felicity, what were you thinking?

Me: Uh... well, my friends at school always ask me for relationship advice so I thought I might be good at playing Venus... plus... I like to ship characters...

Felicity: This is horribly stupid.

Me: OH! Wait!! I forgot the twins! *tosses in Erik and Alyssa*

Felicity: but they aren't even done yet.

Me: I don't care, now shut up Felicity. Gah, you're such an attention seeker.

Erik & Alyssa: *fidgets nervously*

Jason: *finally realizes what is going on* Another one of these? C'mon, I'm busy! Theres a war on the verge of happening and so much paper work and ugh...*heads desk*

Alyssa: Wow... that kid needs a break.

Venus: Yes he does, so he can spend it with his Clare Bear. *squee*

Neptune: No.

Venus: yes. They are cute and you know it.

Neptune: No, they are not. And I want to have him turned into a fish and served up to me on a platter.

Jason: *scoots away from Neptune*

Erik: Wow bro, seems like you will be having in-law problems one day.

Alyssa: Yeah, whoever Erik dates won't have to deal with that. I'll treat them like a sister and it will be awesome. Or, uh, a brother, just in case you roll that way Erik.

Erik: *face palm*

Venus: *thinking of ships for all these people*

Diana: Stop thinking Venus, its unhealthy for you.

Venus: No Diana, what's unhealthy is never appreciating love. I had the perfect guy for you too, a long time ago. But noooo...stupid Apollo reminded you of your oath and you shoot the bro lad.

Diana: Serves him right for fooling me.

Venus: Fooling you? Is that what they are calling it nowadays?

Felicity: *can't help but laugh at these two*

Venus: Oh, look, someone finding humor in a bantering. See if you ever find a solid relationship again Weingarten.

Felicity: What do you mean again?

Venus: *smirks* Spoilers dear.

Felicity: *strong glare, wondering if she could lunge and attack her*

Jason: Oh great, she's gone tempermental again. I need a tranquilizer.

Eric & Alyssa: *being annoying siblings to one another*

Neptune: *fell asleep*

Me: I Don't even know why I bothered... *sends them all away*