Post by AB THE AMAZING! on Jun 21, 2013 18:38:52 GMT -5
Okay, so AB is working on 0 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours and is a little crazy. She also liked Jackie’s idea. And Jackie also said something akin to “hey you should do that!” so here I am. And she also doesn’t know why she’s talking in third person singular present active and some other grammar gibberish that I’m happy I don’t have to do anymore (curse you, Greek class. May you never haunt me again). So this is Act 1, Scene 1 of AB Loses Her Mind.
AB: Welcome, welcome, to my brain.
Remus: It’s kind of crowded in here. How many characters do you have eactly?
Amelia: Too many. Can I leave?
AB: No, and um… ten on this site and two on another. Get over it.
Remus: You really are insane.
Prom: I’ll back that.
AB: Hey, why are you all ganging up on me now?
Val: Because it’s easy.
AB: You there, you are on the potential chopping block. I’d shut your pretty little mouth.
Amelia: Ew, you honestly think she is pretty?
Ethan: HI! I brought cake!
Sam: I’m sure you did. Gods, I’m surrounded by idiots.
Amelia: At least it’s not surrounded by old people. *glares at Sam*
Sam: At least it’s you-are-about-to-get-an-arrow-up-your-sorry-butt.
AB: No no no, no fighting.
Remus: This is ridiculous. You honestly thought this would be a good idea?
Saturn: I’m rather enjoying it actually.
Marie: What? He’s here too?
AB: Duh. He’s kind of in my head too.
August: I actually side with Remus on this one.
AB: All of you, shut up!
Sam: Well, that wouldn’t make for a very interesting post would it?
Prom: She has a point.
Val: So what are we supposed to be doing if it’s not arguing. Seems we have that down.
Marie: We could try being nice for one. Or maybe sending AB to bed. Or we could all sneak in on Clare’s movie night.
Clare: What? *just noticed the convo*
Saturn: Let’s not.
Amelia: What are you watching anyway?
Clare *grins* Brave!
Sam: Boss chick with a bow. I like your taste.
AB: See, you can get along. Bond over Disney or something.
Remus: I don’t bond over Disney.
Prom: Lion King wasn’t so bad.
Val: No, Toy Story.
Saturn: This is stupid.
Marie: Come on, Saturn, just pick a movie. And you too, August, I see you sulking over there.
August: I’m not joining this excuse for a conversation.
Marie: Just pick a Disney movie.
August: I don’t watch Disney.
Clare: Are you kidding?
Saturn: Is there one where everyone dies?
Val: No. Go away.
Ethan: Hercules!
Prom: Dear gods no. Those lame things they called titans. Insulting.
Saturn: Yeah, I’m not a pile of lava or something. And I definitely don’t answer to Pluto. Or Hades or whatever.
Ethan: I thought you guys didn’t talk about the split personality thing? The Greek and Roman thing.
Saturn: S**t. *get s splitting headache* No, I’m Roman now, dangit!
Amelia: Let’s just go with you’re ugly and need to leave.
Saturn: Blame the one trapping us here.
AB: o.o
All *glare at AB*
AB: ._.
Remus: You’re sort of outnumbered.
AB: Yeah, I just realized that.
Clare: How about you just get some sleep and not turn into Remus, okay?
Remus: Hey!
Clare: You know full well what I mean!
Remus: Fine. AB, go sleep.
AB: And not be mauled by my little army?
Saturn: something like that.
Clare: *beams* Sleep tight!
AB: Um… sure? Thanks guys.
Remus: Just go to sleep already.
Prom: Night, AB.
Amelia: And don’t forget to actually use makeup tomorrow. You keep forgetting.
AB *eyeroll*
Marie: Plot some while before you fall asleep!
Saturn: Pleasant dreams *chuckle*
AB: You, kindly go back to tartarus.
August: You, kindly stop typing because you’re not making any sense.
AB: Deal. Night all.
AB: Welcome, welcome, to my brain.
Remus: It’s kind of crowded in here. How many characters do you have eactly?
Amelia: Too many. Can I leave?
AB: No, and um… ten on this site and two on another. Get over it.
Remus: You really are insane.
Prom: I’ll back that.
AB: Hey, why are you all ganging up on me now?
Val: Because it’s easy.
AB: You there, you are on the potential chopping block. I’d shut your pretty little mouth.
Amelia: Ew, you honestly think she is pretty?
Ethan: HI! I brought cake!
Sam: I’m sure you did. Gods, I’m surrounded by idiots.
Amelia: At least it’s not surrounded by old people. *glares at Sam*
Sam: At least it’s you-are-about-to-get-an-arrow-up-your-sorry-butt.
AB: No no no, no fighting.
Remus: This is ridiculous. You honestly thought this would be a good idea?
Saturn: I’m rather enjoying it actually.
Marie: What? He’s here too?
AB: Duh. He’s kind of in my head too.
August: I actually side with Remus on this one.
AB: All of you, shut up!
Sam: Well, that wouldn’t make for a very interesting post would it?
Prom: She has a point.
Val: So what are we supposed to be doing if it’s not arguing. Seems we have that down.
Marie: We could try being nice for one. Or maybe sending AB to bed. Or we could all sneak in on Clare’s movie night.
Clare: What? *just noticed the convo*
Saturn: Let’s not.
Amelia: What are you watching anyway?
Clare *grins* Brave!
Sam: Boss chick with a bow. I like your taste.
AB: See, you can get along. Bond over Disney or something.
Remus: I don’t bond over Disney.
Prom: Lion King wasn’t so bad.
Val: No, Toy Story.
Saturn: This is stupid.
Marie: Come on, Saturn, just pick a movie. And you too, August, I see you sulking over there.
August: I’m not joining this excuse for a conversation.
Marie: Just pick a Disney movie.
August: I don’t watch Disney.
Clare: Are you kidding?
Saturn: Is there one where everyone dies?
Val: No. Go away.
Ethan: Hercules!
Prom: Dear gods no. Those lame things they called titans. Insulting.
Saturn: Yeah, I’m not a pile of lava or something. And I definitely don’t answer to Pluto. Or Hades or whatever.
Ethan: I thought you guys didn’t talk about the split personality thing? The Greek and Roman thing.
Saturn: S**t. *get s splitting headache* No, I’m Roman now, dangit!
Amelia: Let’s just go with you’re ugly and need to leave.
Saturn: Blame the one trapping us here.
AB: o.o
All *glare at AB*
AB: ._.
Remus: You’re sort of outnumbered.
AB: Yeah, I just realized that.
Clare: How about you just get some sleep and not turn into Remus, okay?
Remus: Hey!
Clare: You know full well what I mean!
Remus: Fine. AB, go sleep.
AB: And not be mauled by my little army?
Saturn: something like that.
Clare: *beams* Sleep tight!
AB: Um… sure? Thanks guys.
Remus: Just go to sleep already.
Prom: Night, AB.
Amelia: And don’t forget to actually use makeup tomorrow. You keep forgetting.
AB *eyeroll*
Marie: Plot some while before you fall asleep!
Saturn: Pleasant dreams *chuckle*
AB: You, kindly go back to tartarus.
August: You, kindly stop typing because you’re not making any sense.
AB: Deal. Night all.
