I was going to die

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Me: “Okay, so here we are in my brain. All the crazy character....and...I'm going to try to avoid getting murdered.” -deep breath- “Enter, stage right all the characters.”
Rhia: “Hahaha, so you actually decided to sit down in the same room with me?”
Me: “Yes, in a non magic zone and no weapons.”
Rhia: “Oh that won't stop me from...”
Tessa: “I will.”
Me: “Talking?”
Tessa: “In your mind yes, at camp? no.”
Rhia: “Oh what can you do to stop me? Do you know what the creators do to us? What they plot behind our backs?”
Tessa: “Yes. How can I not?”
Rhia: “And you're okay with this?”
Lance: -lurking-
Tessa: “Fine? No. If not for them however, we would not exist. Nothing in our lives would happen, we'd be nothing.”
Rhia: “Why does this sound like the conversations people about the gods?”
Me: “I should have you too met more often, maybe Rhia wouldn't be as crazy”
Rhia: “Don't call me Rhia”
Me: “Who's closer to you than me? You let Jason call you Rhia.”
Rhia: “I don't hate him.”
Me: “You like him.”
Rhia: “I appreciate him.”
Me: “You like him.”
Rhia: “No.”
Me: “Lance, truth zone. Make it happen.”
Lance: “W...what? No....I cant.”
Rhia: “What...why, who is that?”
Tessa: “Lance Shade, someone who actually keeps up with his medical treatment.”
Lance: 'N...no I just...um....do what I'm suppose d to.”
Rhia: “Oh great another one of thouse.”
Me: “Wait, why hasn't Lyn said anything? Or Mors?”
Mors: “No need.”
Me: “But Lyn? Lyn always talks.”
Rhia: “That little girl? She's not even in the room genius.”
Me: “Ugh. Lance go find Lyn and drag her in here.”
Lance: -nods and leaves-
Tessa: “Wait, he's just a kid himself!”
Me: “He's reliable, and I need you here for.....reasons.”
Rhia: “To keep me from burning her face off.'
Me: “I told you no magic.”
Rhia: “Matches work just as well.”
Me: “None of those either.”
Rhia: “I can find ways to start a fire, I'm sure.”
Lyn: “I can start fires!!”
Rhia: “Inside voice Lyndis.”
Lyn: “Okay....”
Me: “Hi Lyn”
Lyn: “Hello!!”
Rhia: “Does she have a broken volume control?”
Tessa: “She's only ten.”
Rhia: “I had more sense than to yell all the time when I was eight.”
Lyn: “Sorry....”
Lance: “She's just angry, it's okay.”
Me: “She's always angry.”
Lance: “Not always, she's really nice to Inek, and kinda funny around Jason.”
Rhia: “WTF? Have you been spying on me?”
Lance: “Uh....um....define spy...”
Me: “Lance lie.”
Lance: “Nooooooo. I can't!”
Rhia: “Good. I slightly don't hate you. Why are you spying on me?”
Lance: “I can't say”
Me: “Everyone all truth all the time! Go.”
Lance: “What?”
Lyn: “I tell all the truthes!!!”
Rhia: “Yes. I don't lie.”
Me: “Okay, but admit. You like Jason”
Rhia: “Why are we back on this?”
Lyn: “I like Jason!”
Lance: “I think Jason is very likable.”
Me: “Come on Rhia.”
Rhia: “No, leave me alone.”
Me: “Admit it.”
Rhia: “No.”
Me: “Rhia?”
Rhia: “I appreciate him and would rather he not die.”
Me: “And?”
Rhia: “I might slightly enjoy his company. SLIGTHLY!!!”
Lyn: -claps- “Because Jason is super nice.”
Lance: -slips back into hiding-
Me: “Okay and you Tessa?”
Tessa: “What?”
Me: 'You like Jason?”
Tessa: “No, I love him. He's my family.”
Me: “Adorable. And Gunnar?”
Tessa: -blushes- “I....I like him.”
Me: “Awwww. Lyn anyone you love?”
Lyn: “I LOVE ED!!! I love Prom too, and Charlie, and Gunnar. They are my family!”
Tessa: -smiles slightly-
Me: “Oh, right. Gunnar is in your family. So then Tessa should be invited to family night some time.”
Tessa: -blushes- “W...what?”
Lyn: “YES!!!”
Me: “Hahahaha.”
Rhia: “See? She loves to torture us. Let's kill her.”
Tessa/Lyn/Lance/Mors: “No”

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Me: “Time to introduce another character to everyone!”
Rhia: “Joy”
Lance: -shifts in his seat-
Lyn: “I like new people!”
Mors: -sits quitely-
Tessa: -shifts slightly away from Mors.-
Me: “Introducing Tr-”
Trivia: -all the lights go out as she comes in with billowing smoke, her sillowed outlined in a soft green glow- “Goddess of Crossroads, Ghosts, and the art of Magic.” -said all dramatic like-
Rhia: -scoffs-
Trivia: “Rhiannon, my Sweet, we have the same creator!”
Me: “And you tear apart my brain on a daily basis.”
Trivia: “Oh stop complaining, you have the two loveliest characters ever in your mind, isn't that so sweet?”
Mors: “Lovely to see you again Trivia”
Trivia: “Ohh, Mors! An utter delight! You don't seem to be eating properly again, I thought that trouble maker Mercury was feeding you.”
Lyn: -waves, barely sitting in her chair- “HI! I'm Lyndis! Nice to meet you Miss Trivia! You can call me Lyn!”
Rhia: “Volume control? Pleeeaasse?”
Trivia: “You're adorable, Lyndis is a beautiful name, why would I wish to shorten it?”
Rhia: -twitches because that was her thoughts on the matter-
Lyn: “You don't have to! Some people just like shorter names!”
Trivia: “And who is this dashing young man?”
Lance: -stands up and bows- “L..Lance Shade, Miss Trivia.”
Trivia: -laughs- “My you have the most adorable creations here!”
Me: “Uh...sure....”
Rhia: -smirks- “I'm positively precious aren't I creator.”
Me: “....”
Trivia: “The most, my sweet.”
Lyn: “You're cute too Miss!”
Trivia: “Awww” -hugs Lyn- “Thank you.”
Rhia: “Hmph”
Trivia: “Sorry sweet, do you want a hug too?” -goes to hug Rhia-
Rhia: “Don't touch me!” -throws a punch-
Trivia: -no good at dodging, takes the hit and falters slightly before standing up straight- “Rhiannon Fionn Warlow, you will not hit your mother.”
Rhia: “Just did”
Trivia: -says something and waves her hand as the cloth of the chair pulls Rhia back to it so she can't get up”
Me: “Her mouth, get her mouth!”
Rhia: -spouts off curse words as loud as possible-
Tessa: -covers Lyn's ears-
Mors: -sighs- “Trivia, let the girl go.”
Trivia: “Nope, she's in time out.” -magically silences Rhia-
Lyn: -looks over at Tessa who's still got a hold of her head and hugs her- “THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HUG.”
Tessa: -flinches slightly at the loudness, and takes her hands off the girls ear before hugging her back- “I know, but she was saying bad words that you shouldn't hear”
Lyn: “But the other people say those words lots.”
Tessa: “They shouldn't say them around you.”
Mors: “It is inevitable she is exposed to the words, perhaps just teaching her to not say them would be better.”
Tessa: -frowns-“When she's older!”
Mors: -pauses- “Have I done something to offend you?”
Tessa: “Saturn's been stirring up all kinds of trouble and It happened shortly after you started showing up at camp”
Mors: “I am not attempting to stir up a new war.”
Tessa: “How do I know?! You're an ancient god, and it was never said who you sided with in the first war!”
Rhia: -rolls her eyes-
Mors: “I am neutral dear child.”
Tessa: “I don't believe in neutrality, not on something like this. You have a side you WANT to be on, I know you do.”
Mors: “Death can not pick sides, it takes from both.”
Trivia: “Ohh, Mors. Come now, you know how much you despise the way things are. You've always been a family man, we'll just need to find you a good spouse. I'm sure Saturn and I can come up with...”
Tessa: -shoots Trivia in the eye with an arrow-
Rhia: -struggles and starts mouthing something because she's still under a silent spell-
Me: “I forgot the no weapons thing....”
Trivia: -smiles wickedly and say something as lightning flies from her fingertips into Tessa-
Tessa: -moves to dodge the lightning, but it tracks her, falls tot he floor unconscious-
Trivia: -teleports the arrow out of her eye as she heals it- “Dreadful child.” -walks calmly over to Tessa-
Lance: -appears between the two- “Miss Trivia, please don't hurt her any farther”
Tessa: -groans and struggles to get up-
Trivia: -smiles coldly- “Dear boy, you are on my good side. I recommend you say on it.”
Lance: -doesn't move- “I must say I do not approve of you speaking with Saturn at any point.”
Trivia: “You were cute, now I will give you three seconds. Three...”
Lance: -doesn't move-
Trivia: “Two”
Tessa: -moves to fire another arrow at Trivia-
Lance: -takes Tessa's bow-
Trivia: “That won't help her, or you. One.”
Me: -puts everyone in their separate rooms again- “Well then, that was....interesting.”

/roomchange
Trivia: -smiles- “Can I meet the little wench one day in an actual thread? I will take a great deal of pleasure in showing her what poisons can do.”
Me: “Gunnar would kill you.”
Trivia: “She won't die, Mors takes all the fun out of things.”

/roomchange
Me: -rubs bridge of nose-
Lyn: “What happened?”
Me: “I had to separate all the people because they were being mean.”
Lyn: “YEAH! Why did Tessa shoot Miss Trivia?”
Me: “She was talking about being friendly with Saturn, and trying to get Mors on Saturn's side.”
Lyn: -wrinkles her nose- “But he's a big meanie”
Me: “To some people.”
Lyn: -tilts head- “Is he nice to people?”
Me: “Again, some people.”
Lyn: “But they said...”
Me: “Yes, yes. He's business like. He can be nice, or mean, anything to get what he wants.”
Lyn: “But being nice will get you things you want most of the time.”
Me: “You're cute, but I need to go talk with everyone else.”
Lyn: “Will Miss Trivia be okay? I have the candy squares”
Me: “She'll be fine.”

/roomchange
Me: “Tessa, what the heck?”
Tessa: “I regret nothing.”
Me: -facepalm-

/roomchange
Mors: “Greetings.”
Me: “Heya Mors, anything to say about that debacle?”
Mors: “Nothing in particular.”

/roomchange
Rhia: “I hate you all on so many levels the architects of the Burj Khalifa would be in wonder.”
Me: “I had to look that up so you could say it”

/roomchange
Me: “Lance, I know your in the room stop hiding.”
Lance: -slowly creeps out- “Can we not do these anymore?”
Me: “But they're fun!”
Lance: “No.....I...I don't think they are...”
Me: “But look at you! You stood up to a god! That's nice.”
Lance: -shakes his head- “No, I shouldn't. It's not my place, but Tessa was just mad. She shouldn't be punished too harshly. Even...even if....she did...shoot...her....”
Me: “Lance, what are you going to do if you're ever a father?”
Lance: “F..fa...I'm too young to think about that!”
Me: “Maybe a little, but I still worry about you.”