Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 14:06:23 GMT -5
Me: Alright all you ingrates, settle down, Mars if you don’t stop turning your daughter into a coyote so help me I will delete you.
Mars: oh come on.
Me: *clicks on the light and points at the chairs* all of you sit.
Mercury: I’d rather go get some sandwiches, who else wants some?
Everyone: *raises hands*
Me: no now sit down.
Aiden: Why in Hells Bells do we have to listen to you?
Mars: Because she’s creator that’s why pretty girl pot shotter.
Aiden: God or not I’ll cut your balls off and…
Me: Cool it.
Charlie: You guys do realize that the sooner we get this over with the sooner we can leave?
Gunnar: I second that.
Ronan: *shrugs* I guess.
Me: Okay lets start with you, *points at Mars and Charlie*
Charlie: oh why is it always me?
Mars: stop your griping girl. I don’t know how you got to be a centurion in the first place.
Charlie: because despite what you think, dad, I’m good at what I do.
Mars: you’re a female, you will never be good enough.
Mercury: Mars, your chauvanisim is showing. Better tuck that crap in.
Me: Chill. Charlie is smart and strong even if she’s emotionally constipated. All of your kids are like that.
Gunnar: Aint that the truth.
Me: I’ll get to you next, Gunnar. Oh boy do I have a field day with you. Mars can’t you just admit that Charlie is a good soldier?
Mars: No.
Mercury: *rolls eyes* would it be to hard to admit that Charlie is a nice girl even though her choice in men leaves much to be desired.
Charlie: *goes red* leave Mors out of this.
Mercury: oh no my dear, I believe I am entitled to some ribbing of my favorite friend.
Gunnar: I do wish that Ukki would have chosen a bit more, than a daughter of Mars.
Mars: and what’s wrong with that monkey suit?
Gunnar: because, as you so aptly put it, there are stronger and better women out there than she.
Mars: Don’t you dare put my daughter down you little bastard.
Mercury: aww you do care.
Ronan: *sits and stares at the wall*
Me: oh don’t think you’re getting out of this Ronan.
Ronan: *raises eyebrow* oh?
Me: yeah stereotypical aren’t we?
Ronan: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: you and Julia, yes that’s what I’m talking about.
Mercury: aww how adorable, a Vulcan and Venus pair. I always root from them, they are my favorite.
Mars: *sullenly* oh stuff it FedEx.
Aiden: *gags* oh please that whole lovey dovey crap is infuriating.
Me: oh you’ll get one eventually Aiden, so can it.
Aiden: why couldn’t I have joined the hunters? That would have made it so much easier.
Me: because I can’t play boy haters. It just works that way.
Gunnar: and because deep deep deep down, you really like guys. You liked that irritating issac idiot
Aiden: as a friend yes, but not as anything more.
Me: Alright my head hurts. All of you back into the box before I kill you.
Mars: oh come on.
Me: *clicks on the light and points at the chairs* all of you sit.
Mercury: I’d rather go get some sandwiches, who else wants some?
Everyone: *raises hands*
Me: no now sit down.
Aiden: Why in Hells Bells do we have to listen to you?
Mars: Because she’s creator that’s why pretty girl pot shotter.
Aiden: God or not I’ll cut your balls off and…
Me: Cool it.
Charlie: You guys do realize that the sooner we get this over with the sooner we can leave?
Gunnar: I second that.
Ronan: *shrugs* I guess.
Me: Okay lets start with you, *points at Mars and Charlie*
Charlie: oh why is it always me?
Mars: stop your griping girl. I don’t know how you got to be a centurion in the first place.
Charlie: because despite what you think, dad, I’m good at what I do.
Mars: you’re a female, you will never be good enough.
Mercury: Mars, your chauvanisim is showing. Better tuck that crap in.
Me: Chill. Charlie is smart and strong even if she’s emotionally constipated. All of your kids are like that.
Gunnar: Aint that the truth.
Me: I’ll get to you next, Gunnar. Oh boy do I have a field day with you. Mars can’t you just admit that Charlie is a good soldier?
Mars: No.
Mercury: *rolls eyes* would it be to hard to admit that Charlie is a nice girl even though her choice in men leaves much to be desired.
Charlie: *goes red* leave Mors out of this.
Mercury: oh no my dear, I believe I am entitled to some ribbing of my favorite friend.
Gunnar: I do wish that Ukki would have chosen a bit more, than a daughter of Mars.
Mars: and what’s wrong with that monkey suit?
Gunnar: because, as you so aptly put it, there are stronger and better women out there than she.
Mars: Don’t you dare put my daughter down you little bastard.
Mercury: aww you do care.
Ronan: *sits and stares at the wall*
Me: oh don’t think you’re getting out of this Ronan.
Ronan: *raises eyebrow* oh?
Me: yeah stereotypical aren’t we?
Ronan: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: you and Julia, yes that’s what I’m talking about.
Mercury: aww how adorable, a Vulcan and Venus pair. I always root from them, they are my favorite.
Mars: *sullenly* oh stuff it FedEx.
Aiden: *gags* oh please that whole lovey dovey crap is infuriating.
Me: oh you’ll get one eventually Aiden, so can it.
Aiden: why couldn’t I have joined the hunters? That would have made it so much easier.
Me: because I can’t play boy haters. It just works that way.
Gunnar: and because deep deep deep down, you really like guys. You liked that irritating issac idiot
Aiden: as a friend yes, but not as anything more.
Me: Alright my head hurts. All of you back into the box before I kill you.