Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2013 12:33:45 GMT -5
I just randomly decided that I should share with you all some words of wisdom every once in a while from the brilliant mind of Ethan Hunter. From here on out, it will be in character. Hope you enjoy.
I can say with some certainty that three is something special about food. Certain foods just have this sort of... inherent amazingness. Like Twizzlers Pull-N-Peel. Those things are amazing. You can peel them and eat them. It's like a banana only better. But all these things pale in comparison to
Bacon.
I'm pretty sure bacon is magical. It's like the ambrosia of the mortal world. The smell alone will get you addicted then you, or I at least, can just eat a whole package of it without realizing you did. Until later when Jason learns I've been eating so much junk food. But that's okay. Because it's bacon. And bacon is always okay.
I can say with some certainty that three is something special about food. Certain foods just have this sort of... inherent amazingness. Like Twizzlers Pull-N-Peel. Those things are amazing. You can peel them and eat them. It's like a banana only better. But all these things pale in comparison to
Bacon.
I'm pretty sure bacon is magical. It's like the ambrosia of the mortal world. The smell alone will get you addicted then you, or I at least, can just eat a whole package of it without realizing you did. Until later when Jason learns I've been eating so much junk food. But that's okay. Because it's bacon. And bacon is always okay.