Crack!Characters

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So. We cry plenty on this site. Horrible backstories. Tragic relationships. The nine.

Now we can laugh instead! (I was talking with Jackie and got the idea)

Come add if you want!

* - - Edmund. Ryan. Simons. - - *

Name ;; Edmund Ryan Simons
Nicknames ;; Ed, Eddie, Edster, Eddikins, Edwina, Little Buddy, Squirt
History ;; Daily visits to the Simons. He and Em get along great!

Ed: *goes cross country and knocks on Em's door* HAI AUNTIE EM. I'VE MISSED YOU! HERE'S FLOWERS TO MAKE UP FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS OF SILENCE *heart eyes* Wanna go inside and reminisce? I'll make the lemonade!

Em: WHY DID I SEND YOU TO THE LEGION? YOU SHOULDA STAYED WITH ME!

Ed: I know! We coulda had so many fun adventures. Wizard of Oz style. Since, y'know. You're Auntie Em, you live on a farm, and you have a little dog. Geddit? *grin grin*

Em: And then we could've built a portal into Narnia.

Ed: *starts singing "There's a Place for Us"*

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Ed: You want me to... sword fight? But isn't that like... dangerous? Can't we just like... ask them to go away nicely? I mean, why do we have to learn how to fight? Aren't monsters banned in here? But they could be nice too and we just don't know it!

Ed: *whispers* We should do Camp Jupiter Sing Along Night. Requests anyone? I vote for "I'll Make a Man Outta You" and "The Campfire Song Song".

Ed: *bakes something with Miyuki* What is it with people and no sleep here? Like, that's horrible for your health. Everyone here's gonna turn grey real fast. Or their skin's gonna sag. Either way, it won't be pretty. .....did I just sound like a Venus child?

Ed: *in the forge* We should make our own rendition of Light Em Up. We have enough fire. And we can set Ronan and Nova on fire an' they'd be fine *nodnod*

Ed: *decorates forge with "We <3 Vulcan: Banners* WE'RE BESTIES.

Ed: Forge and train? Nahhhh let's go eat instead! Or nap. Naps are good.

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I'm not as creative as you, Ellie, but here goes.

* - - Remus. Dominus. Stone. - - *

Name ;;Remus Dominus Stone
Nicknames ;; ...um...
History ;; makes it his mission to make Camp more fun

Remus' personal idea memo list:
* bonfire karaoke dance party every Thursday with smores
* take entire camp to Chuck E Cheese
* water balloon battles
* camp-wide dodgeball tournament
* set up a huge clothe projection movie screen in the Field of Mars and show all the Star Wars movies in a row. Costumes optional, "lightsaber" battle intermission
* paint the principia to look like a gingerbread house
* rent a passenger plane and fly the camp (minus those who can't fly... Mercury kids can help them) to Rome, Italy and have mock battles in the actual Colosseum
* Camp out night on the Field of Mars in tents, complete with campfire songs and story-telling

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* - - Jason. Bradley. Kyoto. - - *

Name ;;Jason Bradley Kyoto
Nicknames ;; Mr. Lazy and Ruthless
History ;; Not giving a care in the world and never showing mercy

• Haha, you want me to work today? riiiiiiiiight. *pulls covers back over and promptly sleeps*
  
• We have prisoners? Why, just kill them?
• Awe, you have a boo-boo? Suck it up, you're a Roman. I'll give you something to cry about.

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* - - Clare. Ann. Fontaine. - - *

Name ;;Clare Ann Fontaine
Nicknames ;; Bitch
History ;; Takes pride in her establishment as the most cruel person in camp

"It's not the dress. You're just really fat."
"Fourth, you thought first sounded hard. We are going one week without rest, straight training. No complaints or you're going to see Jason with a failing report and you'll get your ass handed to you."
"Being ten years old is no excuse to fail miserably at camp life. I don't even care if you just got here yesterday."
"Gods, you smell like whatever the manticore dragged in a week ago and let rot."

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* - - . Prometheus. - - *

Name ;;Prometheus
Nicknames ;; Idiot
History ;;

* does not think before he acts
* considered by most to be nonthreatening and rather stupid
* hits on girls all the time
* is a dork
* fidgety

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* - - August. Hadley. Mitchell. - - *

Name ;;August Hadley Mitchell
Nicknames ;; MR Softy, Augy
History ;;

* frequently visits his beloved mother and they have wonderful times together
* Is incredibly outgoing and friendly
* adores children
* started a petition to get a Good Samaritan organization started in New Rome
* also started a petition to get an animal shelter in New Rome, complete with socializing for the animals/animal therapy for legionnaires

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* - - Felicity. Abigail. Weingarten. - - *

Name ;;Felicity Abigail Weingarten
Nicknames ;; Pluto's Princess
History ;; Isn't afraid to show her true emotions but is usually happy all the times and willing to brighten up the room and wants nothing more than to stay in New Rome. Easily frightened and is polite.

• But... but why did Mufasa have to die? *cries*
  
• *skips down the via humming "Its A Small World"*
• Heh... why would I want to leave New Rome? It's scary out there. Here I'm safe and happy. *grins*
• *accidently runs into someone*Oh my gods, I am so sorry. Are you okay? Do you need to go to the infirmary. I'll take you to the infirmary. I am so sorry, please forgive me.

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* - - Ethan. Rufus. Hunter. - - *

Name ;;Ethan Rufus Hunter
Nicknames ;; Emo
History ;; as his nickname states, he is the camp emo

* wears all black and greases his hair
* doesn't have any friends
* doesn't go to trainings
* likes to be dramatic